If I Became Debt Free…I Would Screw It Up

October 28th, 2007 by Kyle

Melissa over at A Penny Closer sucker punched, err, tagged me again on a meme. This one started at DebtFREE-Revolution and she asked:

If I Were Debt Free I Would….

As one who cannot handle success very well I am going to take a contrarian approach to this one. Here are the 5 things I would do upon becoming debt free.

I would immediately use my credit card to buy a round of drinks for everyone at the local watering hole.
After stumbling out of the bar at 2am, I would hitch a ride home with a sober stranger.
Said stranger would rob me of my wallet and wedding ring and throw me out of his car and into a snowbank.
I would spend the next week defrosting my toes and getting all my credit card and banking accounts changed.
I would celebrate the arrival of my new credit cards by taking my wife on a luxurious vacation to Hawaii!

I wonder what would happen to my life if I won the lottery?

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