If you are a procrastinator like me, you may not have an actual gift for Mom yet. Don’t worry I won’t say anything, and it’s not too late to do something kinda special. It’s with this in mind that I came up with a few completely free gifts for Mom. I saw an add the other day for free kittens that read “beautiful kittens on clearance, 100% off”. It made me laugh out loud! So here is my list of gifts for Mom that are 100% off:
- Show up at Mom’s house and be her indentured servant for a few hours. Laundry, weeds, VCR blinking 12 noon, toilets, they all need tending!
- If you don’t live in the same town, call her on Sunday and serenade her. Memorize one her favorite songs and tell her how much she means to you.
- Free Mother’s Day Card. It is probably too late to get a card in the mail for Mom. So your best option at this point is to Google, ‘Free Mother’s Day Card’, and you can email Mom an original card.
What did I miss? ”Hit me with your best shot, fire away.” (Also my Mom’s favorite song, that could be weird over the phone)
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8 responses so far ↓
1 Mrs. Micah // May 8, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Ah yes, indentured servitude. I’m making my mom an “ear pillow”….a pillow with a hole for her ear. It’s what she wants….so yeah. Apparently the makeshift one she’s got right now helps her sleep better.
2 Kyle // May 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Of course, the famous ear pillow! I need one with a hole for my big schnoze. For those not familiar with that word, straight from the urban dictionary:
Schnoze
A very big or long nose. Usually used as an insult.
“That man nose is big as hell” man1
“I know right, he got a schnoze” man2
3 Alyssa @ Keeping the Kingdom First // May 8, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Hey, Kyle, do you have a coupon code for the indentured servitude?
4 DJ FuzzyK // May 8, 2008 at 5:02 pm
How ’bout some homemade cookies, banana bread, etc. and mixed CD w/ either her favorite songs or some new ones you’d like to share. Add in some flowers from your garden (or your neighbors if you can’t grow flowers) and a handmade card and you’re all set!
5 Grey // May 8, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I will likely give one of the shoots off my pineapple lily plant (repotted, of course).
And likely something baked, as well.
6 Kyle // May 8, 2008 at 6:58 pm
DJ FuzzyK, how could I forget about baked goods, great idea! I love the music mix as well, my kids and I actually put one together for my wife a couple days ago for Sunday.
Alyssa, LOL, I wish, I could use at least 20% Off!
Grey, great idea, that sounds pretty.
7 bunny // May 8, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Or have your kids do up a play for her
Or a magic show. Just have fun and games! Have the whole family playing fun games. I’d enjoy that 
8 Four Pillars // May 8, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Great list - I also suggested spending some time listening to your mother talk about the “old time”. Which is what I thought Mrs. Micah was getting at with the “ear pillow”…but anyways - might be painful for the giver but Mom will love it!
Mike
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