Top Ten Wednesday – Watch Out For The Repo Man

May 21, 2008 · Filed Under , · 2 Comments 

repoman.jpgTop Ten Reasons You Might Need to Watch Out For The Repo Man!

According to this article in the NY Times, Economic Tide Is Rising for Repo Man, the weakening economy is keeping the repo man real busy. So let me get this straight, if I buy a bunch of stuff I can’t really afford to pay for, the bank is going to want it back eventually? What a novel concept.

It is with this in mind that I present the Top Ten Reasons You Might Need To Watch Out For The Repo Man:

  1. If your financial advisor is MC Hammer, you might need to watch out for the repo man.
  2. If that new 62″ plasma TV hanging on your living room wall cost more money than you make in a year, you might need to watch out.
  3. If the boat you bought last year is bigger than your house, you might need to watch out.
  4. If you have ever appeared on The Surreal Life reality TV show, you might need to watch out.
  5. If you have to sell your own blood and/or sperm to buy gas for your Cadillac Escalade, you might need to watch out.
  6. If you actually try to fill the gas tank in your Cadillac Escalade with your own blood and/or sperm, you might need to watch out for the repo man (and your local mental health agency).
  7. If you were in any way related to the making of the movie, Repo Man, starring Emilio Estevez, you might need to watch out.
  8. If you have champagne taste on a beer budget, you might need to watch out.
  9. If you measure your success in life on how much stuff you can accumulate, you might need to watch out.
  10. And lastly, if you park your 2008 Dodge Viper on the lawn next to your 1981 Oldsmobile Cutlass, which is on blocks, you might need to watch out for the repo man.

Feel free to add to my list!

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2 Responses to “Top Ten Wednesday – Watch Out For The Repo Man”

  1. Aaron Stroud on May 21st, 2008 2:58 pm

    11. If you rarely buy stuff with cash, you might want to set a place at your table for the repo man (a full repo man will likely be a friendlier repo man).

  2. Kyle on May 21st, 2008 3:14 pm

    LOL…nicely done Aaron.

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