The Jamba Juice secret menu is totally fun and completely delicious. In the past I’ve talked about how to save money at Jamba Juice, but today I want to break down their mysterious secret menu so you can discover your new favorite smoothie. If for some reason the smoothie artist hasn’t heard of the one you order, I’ve included the ingredients to the best of my knowledge. Enjoy.

The “Unofficial” Jamba Juice Secret Menu:

Here are all the secret menu smoothies at Jamba Juice. I dug around and came up with a whole bunch of drinks that aren’t on the big board. So go get a brain freeze with a secret new flavor.

Andres Surprise: This tropical favorite has an orange juice base, then add a little raspberry juice. Next, it comes with 2 scoops of orange sherbet, 1 scoop of pineapple sherbet, 1 scoop of mango, and 1 scoop of peaches. Who the heck is Andres?

Apple Pie: Ask for an Apple Pie smoothie and get the delicious fall favorite all year long. If they don’t know how to make it, just buy a pie and throw it in the blender.

Banana Cream Pie: Banana lovers will dig this one. It’s made with frozen yogurt, soy milk, and of course bananas.

Berry Depressing: Nothing sad about this one. Ask for it and you’ll get a scrumptious blend of a bunch of different berries.

Berry Lime: This one is similar to the “Strawberry Surfrider” and comes with raspberry juice, oj, 2 scoops of raspberry sherbet, 1 scoop of strawberries, 1 scoop of raspberries, and ice.

Bluetopia: This is one of my favorite smoothies. Made wit blueberry juice, non-fat yogurt, soy milk, ice, and blueberries. Try it once and you’ll never go back to their regular menu.

Bubblegum Blast: The next best thing to blowing real bubbles is this smoothie made up of soy milk, frozen yogurt, strawberries, pineapple sherbet, and raspberry sherbet.

Butterfinger: This one sounds weird but I’ve heard it’s delish. It’s carrot juice, 2 scoops fro-yo, chocolate base, peanut butter, and ice.

Chocolate Covered Strawberries: This is a Chocolate Moo’d smoothies with 1 scoop of frozen yogurt and 1 scoop of strawberries.

Dirty Orgasm: This x-rated smoothie is peach juice, 1 scoop orange sherbet, 1 scoop pineapple sherbet, 1 scoop of strawberries, and 2 scoops of peaches. I might be embarrassed to order it though…

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Dream Machine (Lemon): Half parts lemonade and soy milk. Then throw in 1 scoop of lime sherbet and 1 scoop of frozen yogurt and blend with ice.

Dream Machine (Orange): Half parts OJ and milk. Then throw in 2 scoops of orange sherbet and 2 scoops of frozen yogurt and then blend with ice.

Dream Machine (Pineapple): Half parts pineapple juice and soy milk. Then throw in 1 scoop of lime sherbet and 1 scoop of frozen yogurt and then blend with ice.

Dream Machine (Raspberry): Half parts raspberry juice and soy milk. Then throw in 1 scoop of raspberry sherbet and 1 scoop of frozen yogurt and then blend with ice.

Dream Machine (Strawberry): This creamy beauty has a soy milk base, 2 scoops of strawberries, 2 scoops of frozen yogurt, and it’s then blended with ice.

Fruity Pebbles: Fred and Wilma would be proud of this one, bam-bam too I’m guessing. It has soy milk, a scoop of lime sherbet, a scoop of raspberry sherbet, a scoop of pineapple sherbet, and then a scoop of orange sherbet.

Gummy Bear (Chocolate): Think of it like drinking a gummy bear dipped in chocolate. It has a lot of stuff in it including peach juice, soy milk, and a scoop of lime, pineapple, orange, mango, and raspberry sherbet. Then add ice and a chocolate base and blend’r together.

Gummy Bear (Green): Prefer the green gummy bear? Order this and you’ll get lemonade, soy milk, 3 scoops of lime sherbet, and a single scoop of pineapple and peach sherbet.

Gummy Bear (White or Clear): If you like the white gummy bear, order this bad boy. It consists of peach juice, soy milk, strawberries, and a scoop of the following 4 sherbets: lime, mixed berry, pineapple and orange.

Hello Jesus: I’m guessing the name of this smoothie is the first thing the employee said when they tried this concoction. It consists of  soy milk, peach juice, lime sherbet, orange sherbet, strawberries, and ice. Sounds good and fruity.

Hulk: Can you guess what color this one is? It’s made with lemonade, frozen yogurt, and matcha (green tea) powder. Having tried it myself, I can definitely say it’s not for everyone.

Thank You Jesus: I’m guessing the name of this smoothie is the first thing the employee said when they tried this concoction. It consists of  soy milk, lemonade, lime sherbet, pineapple sherbet, and strawberries. Sounds good and fruity.

Lemonade Lightning: If lemonade is your thing, then you’ll want to catch lightning in a bottle and ask for this Jamba Juice secret menu smoothie by name. Apparently it’s lip-smacking delish.

Melonade Wave: This smoothie is part watermelon, part lemonade and rides to the roof of your mouth like a Santa Cruz wave.

Now and Later: Another candy from my childhood. Now I can get the Now & Later taste in my next smoothie. Cool, I think.

Orange Whip: I love orange smoothies, probably my favorite. This has an OJ base, then add orange sherbet and a scoop of froyo and ice. Yes, please.

Orchard Oasis: The Orchard Oasis has a peach juice base, then add a scoop of pineapple sherbet along with a scoop of fresh blueberries and strawberries. Then blend with the frozen water.

Pacific Passion: I like this one as it brings in the little-used passion fruit/mango juice. Then throw in a couple scoops of pineapple sherbet, 2 scoops of strawberries, and a scoop of peaches. Blend with ice and you’re good to go.

Peanut Butter & Jelly: This sounds really gross, but to each their own. It’s got a soy milk base, 2 scoops of froyo, 2 scoops of strawberries and a scoop of blueberries. No peanut butter? Huh, okay.

Piña Colada: Start with pineapple juice, add coconut, froyo, pineapple sherbet, ice, and a scoop of bananas. I’d probably bring it home and throw some rum in too.

Pink Starburst: This sweet Starburst smoothie has equal parts lemonade and soy milk. Then throw in some raspberry and plain sherbet, fro-yo and of course, strawberries.

Purple Dinosaur: I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family. This secret Jamba Juice smoothie is made with soy milk, froyo, pomegranate juice, blueberries, strawberries, banana, and raspberry sherbet.

Push-Pops: I loved push pops when I was a kid. My dentist? Not so much. What’s in it, nobody knows, but it’s quire popular apparently.

Rainbow Sherbet: You can probably guess what this one tastes like. It has a soy milk base and a whole bunch of fruit.

Raspberry Rainbow: If you love raspberries more than life, order this sucker. It’s got raspberry juice, low-fat milk, real raspberries, ice, and a scoop of bananas.

Raspberry Refresher: Similar to the Rainbow, but it has raspberry sherbet rather than the milk.

Reeses Pieces: Fun fact: After ET phoned home he sauntered down to Jamba Juice and ordered one of these. It’s got soy milk, chocolate, and of course some peanut butter and suppose to be delish.

San Diego: This SoCal citrus themed smoothie is a secret menu classic. Features orange juice, lemonade, orange sherbet, lime sherbet, and frozen water.

Simply Red: If you like strawberry and banana yogurt, you’ll love the Simply Red.  It’s made with soy milk, froyo, strawberries, banana, and blended with ice.

Skittles: I’m guessing Marshawn Lunch loves this smoothie. It’s made with lemonade, lime sherbet, froyo, and a scoop of strawberries. Tastes just like the classic chewy candy.

Smarties: This one is amazingly similar to the popular candy. It consists of soy milk, pineapple, blueberries, and raspberry sherbet.

Sour Patch Kids: The popular candy comes to a smoothie. It gets its sourness from lemonade, then add a scoop of these sherbets: blueberry, raspberry, lime, orange, and pineapple.

Strawberry Cheesecake: Oh wow, this one sounds good. It consists of a white grape juice base, a couple scoops of froyo, some ice, and a scoop of strawberries.

Strawberries Lightning: This one is a take on Strawberries Wild but is apparently a little more tart as it has some lemonade in it.

Sunny Delight Smoothie: Sunny D comes to a smoothie, finally! It’s got OJ, lemonade, 2 scoops each of orange and lime sherbet and finally blended with some ice.

Thank You Jesus: Similar smoothie to the “Hello Jesus”. This one consists of lemonade, soy milk, lime sherbet, pineapple sherbet, and strawberries.

Tootsie Roll: Ask for it by name and hopefully your JJ location has a smoothie artist familiar with this tasty concoction that tastes just like the classic candy.

Tropical Awakening: This tropical beauty has mango/passion fruit juice, a scoop of bananas and a scoop of mango.

Tropical Tango: Throw in some mango, some peach, some passion fruit juice and what do have? A Tropical Tango smoothie of course.

Now go forth and indulge from the Jamba Juice secret menu. A brain freeze is completely optional but highly recommended.

By Kyle James

Photo by Social Woodlands.